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♥ Tuesday, 9 August 2011

it's been a long time since i last posted.
no idea what to say.
so i'm just gonna post up a really nonsensical story that my friends and i made.
ENJOY!

Once upon a time, there was a nation called Limpopo.
It’s a real place. In Singapore. In Africa. i SWEAR. ANYWAY.
It has been ruled by the same family for 50 generations for over a 1000 years. 1768 years, 9 months and 184 days, to be exact.
It is the year 4879 now.

The weather has been really dry and hot, and there has been a drought, for 3 years. The buffer stock of grains has run out, and the people have nothing to eat for 1 year already. And 3 years before this, it has been raining nonstop for 5 years in Orchard Road, the shopping district, resulting in floods, which have killed many crops too. And animals.

There is so little food and water that many people have died of starvation and thirst. Water rationing and food rationing has been conducted, but only once every 2 months. There are suspicions that the food is being stolen by officials and other rich people, to be sold on the black market.

The people are sad.
And hungry.
And the King has a giant house, made of pure gold in the middle of a hill, called Bukit Timah Hill. Many people work as his slaves, and .even now, the house is still under construction, and it has already been under construction(s since his( gr(eat great great grandfather’s reign. =.=

People only have a choice to work as farmers or slaves in the palace, because only people with clout (i bet y’all learnt this word today)can get to be court officials. The ministers also get a lot of money, and all live on Bukit Timah Hill with the king. Their clothes are made of gold threads with pearls from Japan and diamonds from the best quarries in the world. They probably have a hard time shitting.


The people like standing under toilet pits to wait for jewels to drop from their clothes and into their hands. Only when that happens, they get covered in poop too.

So they gave up.

And continued being farmers or slaves.

He spends an average of $12.67 (that’s 126700 US dollars by the way)per day on average on luxury food and toilet bowls.
He likes collecting toilet bowls.
Bowls shaped like toilets.
Or the other way around.
Same thing.
Like Elvis Presley and his badges, only more disgusting.
Crazy guy.
Plus, he only eats food from specific places. Like Norway salmon, Hokkaido Crabs, Sri Lanka Lobsters, UK Codfish, Sweden mineral water, China apples, Indian Roti Prata, Malaysia durians, Singapore eggs, Arctic Ocean polar bears, Antartica penguins, Burmese elephants, US Chips, ETC.

And his wife likes eating crabs. Loads and loads and LOADS of crabs. (She’s a crabby person). And because there’s no sea/waterbodies/whatever near Limpopo, 1000s of troops have to set out to get her crabs. Hairy spider crabs from Pembroke. In the United Kingdom. The ones that no one catches nor buys. Except her. Therefore, the expenditure of the troops in Pembroke to get her spider crabs is ridiculous. She also like eat chicken rice from Hainan. And wear bikini. And she owns a private beach. In Saudi Arabia.

WHERE DO THEY EVEN GET THEIR MONEY?!

And their kids like boasting about their hairy armpits. They like to go ice skating. In Antarctica. All of them own a piece of land each there. They all have private jets and ships to get there.
Crazy kids.

The king’s investments in Lehman Brothers have failed.

The people laughed.

Weren’t laughing for long, though.

Because the government, Pay And Pay, in Limpopo, Singapore, Africa has not done anything to resolve the situation. Furthermore, taxes have been increased to meet the king’s spending and losses in Lehman. By 285%. While everyone gets, what, $0.0001 a day on average?
Crazy government.

The people have sent in requests for more food, water and clothes, but they have not gotten a reply up till now. Food supplies have been dwindling, leading to conflicts between everyone. Also, policemen have been stealing fruits from the stalls, and setting people on fire.

Indians are not allowed to get food from rationing, because the king hates indians, leading to unhappiness in the indians’ lives.

Also, there are a lot of foreign immigrants, living at Caldecott Hill, who came recently. They have talked about their country, Singapore, which has fair employment, and also, lots and lots of food. The country rules under a government which is elected by the people, and anyone can rule the country. Also, everyone gets a fair share of money, and can do whatever jobs they want. The people of Limpopo are very unhappy. Why is it that the 2 Singapore have such vast differences in the treatment of the people?

People no happy.
People jealous.
People HUNGRY.
People want to bash King in the head.

But people nice.
So people don’t bash.
For now.

“please king, please feed us. please king, i love you king. i love you fat king.”

everytime the villagers went to beg the king for food to feed their families, the king rejected violently. calling his guards to kick them out, some villagers were also accidentally stabbed to death by the guards as they use too much strength while using the spear to poke them out. everybody said in their minds “walao eh. the spear so sharp. the king does not care for us.”
A few days later,
the king and his family and his house burnt to the ground mysteriously. so the dead cooked king and his dead cooked family were now dead. there was chaos in the nation due to the power vacuum. the king’s followers elected someone amongst them as a new leader, this leader was violent and decided to take revenge for the dead fat king. They went onto the streets and killed people with their sharp, violent spears. many villagers were disgusted by the sight of the mass murders and they went home. they went home and discussed the future of their nation with other neighbours. some of whom were already dead, but they still sat through the meeting’, bleeding profusely. they then sharpened their spears, and loaded their machine guns and prepared for THE DAY. they wanted a fair nation, a fair country with a fair ruler that would respect their needs and they were going to make sure THEY HAVE IT.

THE NEXT DAY, THE DAY. Peasants carried their weapons and went around detaining the king’s non-cooked but charred relatives and the other nobles on a hill, and set their property ablaze. One by one they led the rich peeps out to gouge out their eyeballs and for death by the guillotine. It was a violent day but alas. All was settled. Or so they thought.

A pro-imperialist army was hiding in the undergrounds, waiting for the opportune moment to strike... (we did a good job lor....)

As soon as the people revolted again, the pro-imperialist army suppressed the people but they realised that their rule cannot be stable if they insist on the old way of royalty. So, they formed a militarist faction.

Then they start party.





i get off
@22:26